It’s happened every single time I’ve received a new pair of progressive eyeglasses, since I got my first pair in 2012 when I wrote:

Everything’s alternately blurry and clear. They say you get used to it: I hope so. My patience for spatial discontinuity is not great.

The destabilizing experience of having everything seem slightly off for a week or two as my eyes and my brain adjust to the new prescription; and, with that, mild vertigo, increased possibility of falling down the stairs, eye fatigue, neck and shoulder strain, and, by times, an overpowering feeling of wanting to smash my new eyeglasses with a hammer and revert to my old prescription.

I’ve been through this enough times to know that all I need is patience, but not enough times to prevent me from doing a lot of “progressive eyeglasses prescription problems” Googling. 

The Stewart Brand biographical film We Are As Gods is streaming this weekend at Hotdocs (geo-restricted to Canadians only, alas). You can watch the trailer here.

Five years ago, on a March school break trip to Halifax with Oliver, I went eyeglasses shopping, ending up at Gaudet Optical where I ordered the blue round eyeglasses I’ve been wearing for the past five years.

Those glasses have served me well: that they were a bold departure from the blend-into-the-background eyeglasses that I’d worn theretofore gave me a kick of self-confidence during a time when I sorely needed all that I could muster (and left me in the novel situation of receiving compliments from random strangers, which also didn’t hurt). Wearing them also threw down a sort of creative gauntlet: if I could unabashedly get away with wearing those glasses, what else could I do!?

This spring, though, it was time for a change: optician Greg Matheson, here in Charlottetown, had been generously keeping the blue eyeglasses in good repair, but, with a new prescription in hand, and realizing that I was one careless accident away from being left unable to function, I dropped into Matheson Eyewear a few weeks ago to see what they might have that would suit.

I had been strongly considering fading back into the background and finding an unremarkable pair of black or brown glasses when Greg brought out a pair of jaunty bright bright bright orange ones, arrived just that morning from Vanni in Torino, Italy. He was smiling. “I thought of you when these came in,” he said.

A bridge too far, I thought immediately.

But then I tried them on.

And they grew on me.

But, no.

I tried on some other frames.

Black. Blue. Green. Normal.

But my gaze kept turning back to the outlandishly orange.

Eventually I held my breath and blurted out “I’ll take them!”

Measurements were taken, payment made, timelines established. On the way home I was hit with waves of “have I completely lost my mind?!”

Two weeks passed.

The finished pair of eyeglasses was ready today, and I stopped in to pick them up.

I love them.

Welcome to eyeglasses next.

My family were inveterate fans of the TV show WKRP in Cincinnati, which originally aired from 1978 to 1982, and then in syndication for years afterward.

Because we lived in a television reception sweet spot, there was a time where we could watch one episode on CFTO Toronto at 5:00 p.m. and another on CKCO Kitchener at 5:30 p.m.

By the time The New WKRP in Cincinnati launched in 1991, a reboot of the original sharing the premise, the set, and some of the original cast, I’d lived away from home and didn’t have a television, so until it started showing up in my YouTube feed, I’d never seen an episode.

From the episodes I’ve watched so far, the reboot never found the magic of the original: it was an AfterMASH, not a Frasier.

But one episode did catch my eye: episode 42, Johnny Goes Hollywood, was original cast member Howard Hesseman’s final one, and aired February 20, 1993.

The plot was eerily similar to the Seinfeld episode The Pilot that aired 3 months later to the day: Hesseman’s Johnny Fever character is offered a spot in a TV sitcom set in a fictional version of the (fictional) WKRP, with a cast of fictional colleagues playing his (fictional) colleagues. In the end Johnny quits the show and walks off into the sunset, and is replaced in the role-within-a-role by French Stewart (playing “Dutch Stevens” playing Johnny Fever).

In a move that was perhaps a wink and a nod to the Seinfeld sitcom-within-a-sitcom to come, Jerry Seinfeld himself makes a cameo in Johnny Goes Hollywood, running into the gang from WKRP as they arrive on the Hollywood set.

The New WKRP in Cincinnati was not great television; neither was Johnny Goes Hollywood. But if you’re going to watch only one episode of The New, it’s the one you should choose.

One of my lifelines this spring has been the Widow We Do Now? podcast. I stumbled across it a early in the new year, and I’ve been a regular listener since; I find the hosts refreshing frank, and bearing witness to others’ stories of loss and grief has proved helpful.

While the podcast, and the Facebook group it spawned, are widow-focused, they’re widower-welcoming, and so, given the paucity of widower guests stepping up for the podcast, it seemed only right to put my hand up.

The result is the episode released today, which we recorded last month.

Charlie Hickey’s Ten Feet Tall is my song of the season, and not only because I’m in the strawberry moon business.

Among other things, it’s prompted several conversations between me and Oliver about the ways in which liquor, stickers, and strawberry moons can (or cannot) be the solution to all that ails.

The song is also a testament to the truth that adding a bit of Phoebe Bridgers to anything makes it better.

After seeing Alison Roman’s recipe for key lime pie, I had nothing but Alison Roman’s key lime pie on the brain for days. The only way to engineer my way out of this was to actually make Alison Roman’s key lime pie. So I did.

In doing so I had the opportunity to use Dairy Isle Sweetened Condensed Milk for the first time; it’s made in ADL’s Perfection plant, just a few blocks away (Oliver and passed it every day on our walk to Birchwood Intermediate School). I used Purity heavy cream for the topping, also made in the neighbourhood.

Roman makes a big to-do about the difficulty of squeezing limes to make the required cup of lime juice, but I found it easy to do, if time-consuming, with a wooden reamer.

We had the pie for dessert tonight. It was everything I’d hoped it would be, the perfect mix of sweet and tart. I feel very capable.

A new addition to the back of Oliver’s laptop. We’ve both now received one dose of the Pfizer.

You may recall that MLA Hannah Bell tabled Motion 30, Social Assistance Vision Care, just under a month ago, in the Legislative Assembly of PEI.

From my own District 12 MLA, Karla Bernard, I learned that when motions get called for debate is managed by the party introducing them: each party is allotted, by negotiation, a certain amount of time, and budgeting that time is a complex dance involving other legislative business, the relative importance of various bills and motions, and other factors.

Motion 30’s time to shine finally arrived yesterday, and here is the video of the debate that ensued (original source here):

If you watched until the end, you will know that the bill passed unanimously, and that government, through the Minister of Social Development and Housing, committed to increasing the rates for eye examinations, lenses, and frames once the budget, currently being debated, passes.

There’s many a slip between the cup and the lip, so we don’t know right now the what and the when and the how of this, but the unanimous vote, with support from government members, the opposition, and the third party, must surely help offer momentum.

In conversations with optometrists and opticians in recent weeks, I know how transformative increasing support for vision care will be for many Islanders: the rates have languished for decades at their current level, leaving many with substandard vision.

Kudos to Hannah Bell, seconder Trish Altass, Minister of Social Development and Housing Brad Trivers, and all members of the Legislative Assembly for moving this forward.

By virtue of being in the “older Canadians” cohort—turning 55 has its privileges—I was eligible to receive COVID vaccine dose number one this afternoon.

The Provincial vaccination clinic proved a model of efficiency: I was vaccinated and in the waiting lounge 8 minutes after arriving.

The most exotic aspect of the whole experience was how close Robin, my personable vaccinator, was sitting to me. I’d forgotten what proximity felt like.

My only strategic miscalculation was the decision to ride my bicycle to the clinic: when I headed out it was warm and sunny; by the time I arrived it was windy and raining and I was winded and damp.

Apparently “sometime in the next four months” a robot will phone me to schedule dose number two.

Kudos to science, medicine, politics, and public administration for making this seemingly impossible thing possible.