Delirium is:

A state in which the thoughts, expressions, and actions are wild, irregular, and incoherent; mental aberration; a roving or wandering of the mind, — usually dependent on a fever or some other disease, and so distinguished from mania, or madness.

And I got it:

The game was Cranium. The charade target was “catnip.”

Here’s a draft schedule for the New Year’s levees in the Charlottetown area on January 1, 2005. In each case, I contacted the organization sponsoring the levee directly, so the information should, barring typographical errors or last minute changes, be accurate. The definitive source, of course, remains tomorrow’s Guardian.

Interestingly, just like Lamont Sweet, University of PEI President Wade MacLauchlan answers his own phone.

Missing from the list are the Diocese of Charlottetown and the Queen Charlotte Armories; I couldn’t track down information for them.

After having rejected double-entry bookkeeping for almost 39 years, I have, just today, completely embraced it as a wonderful invention. Anything, in this chaotic world, that brings order and logic is welcome today.

My friend Harold Stephens writes about the situation in Thailand from his home in Bangkok. In part:

Our mind does strange things. It cuts out the traumatic experiences we had, or if it didn’t we might go mad. After the Pacific War we learned to survive by not thinking about it, and not talking about it. We let it pass.

The day after this past Christmas the horrors of the past came back. In a fleeting second the Battle of Okinawa was raging again.

By some bizarre coincidence, my brother Steve was on the CBC Montreal afternoon show today along with Kevin “Boomer” Gallant. Steve was live from the Canadian Tire parking lot in Charlottetown. Has there ever been a more Canadian moment?

I tried this suggestion on how to speed up Firefox. It may be the placebo effect, but things do seem faster now…

NORAD has assembled a very weird collection of celebrities to help them track Santa this year. Ringo Star, Paul Gross, George Stroumboulopoulos and Erik Estrada? They’re out of control.

From The Old Farmer’s Almanac:

December 25 - Christmas Day. The ancient Celts divided the year into four sections marked by Quarter Days — the days of the two solstices and two equinoxes, on which the seasons begin. Gradually, to conform more closely to the liturgical year of the Christian church, the Quarter Days became identified with the church’s high seasonal festivals, which occurred close to the astronomical dates. Christmas, the fourth Quarter Day, was both the culmination of the old year and the first festival of the new year. The day originated as a solstice festival and signaled a time of resting and gathering fertility for a new round of sowing and reaping. This festival merged easily with the Christian celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ, which occurred at this time of year.

May Your Days be Merry and Bright.

I have never met a consultant — not one — who, at some point in their musing about whatever issue they are consulting on, has not used the “if you put a frog in boiling water, it will just sit there until it’s dead” story to try and make a point.

The most recent occurence was yesterday.

This was publicaly debunked nine years ago:

First we spoke with national scientific authorities. According to Dr. George R. Zug, curator of reptiles and amphibians, the National Museum of Natural History, “Well that’s, may I say, bullshit. If a frog had a means of getting out, it certainly would get out. And I cannot imagine that anything dropped in boiling water would not be scalded and die from the injuries.”

As such, I would like to formally propose that this story be officially retired from the consultant canon, and that any consultant who persists in using it be ineligible for ACOA funding.

Okay, maybe I exaggerate. A little.

The Canadian federal government, through its Department of Public Works and Government Services, maintains a web-based directory of public servants. They call it GEDS, and this is what you see when you arrive there:

I added the Big Red Arrow myself.

I’ve used this page dozens of times, and every time I do, I get confused about where I actually search.

You would think that this gateway to a valuable, up-to-date resource would have a big “search here” button. Or maybe even a search box right on the page.

But, no: you have to click on the little tiny “Search GEDS” link at the bottom of the page. Granted, that click takes you to a page with a nice search box. But I wonder how many people never find their way there.