OTTAWA, ONTARIO — In a move that has rocked the Canadian public broadcasting host and performer community, Prime Minister Jean Chretien today announced that popular CBC personalities
Jonathan Torrens and
Ralph Benmergui are to be immediately deported to the small Island nation of Tuvalu.
A spokesperson for the Prime Minister’s Office delivered the following brief statement from the steps of Parliament Hill early this morning:
After careful consideration to the needs of everyday working Canadians, the Prime Minister decided that the quality of life for all would be significantly improved if Mr. Torrens and Mr. Benmergui simply weren’t around anymore.Neither Torrens nor Benmergui were available for comment.