Falmeeaus

Using a name that isn’t your everyday name when your Starbucks barista asks you for it is a small powerful act. It won’t do much to defeat surveillance capitalism, but it’s very good for personal bravery-building. “I am, today, who I say I am, today.”

Today at the Starbucks in Stratford I was Flambeaux. Except that, despite spelling it several times, I came out as Falmeeaus.

All hail Falmeeaus.

A Starbucks paper cup, with identifying sticker headed Falmeeaus, and then Sh Hot Cortado.
Peter Rukavina

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Providing a name at Starbucks falls under my 'lie more' heuristic that I also use for webforms. There is no need for real data to complete the transaction ;)

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