“Hello, I’d like to speak to the person in your company responsible for your telecommunications needs.”
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“Oh, we don’t have any telecommunications needs.”
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“You mean you don’t have telephones?”
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“No, we don’t.”
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“Am I not speaking to you over the telephone?”
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“No.”
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Silence.
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Alan: you seem to have a bouncy finger —
Pete, audio tape of this stuff would be precious.
Hmmmm, conversations of Alan, Christopher and certainly Kevin - precious? Yeah, right!
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