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My first attempt at on line shopping was a book order from Amazon which never arrived. That’s about six years ago so I’m sure they’ve worked hard to get where this story puts them.
My second attempt was a case of WhoopAss Cola (thought it would be amusing to give out bottles of WA to friends who helped with the IP number thing a few years ago). It never arrived either.
And — ! — I didn’t check either bank statement to see if I actually paid for them.
Since then I’ve purchased on line three times successuflly (guaranteed ludite 4ever).
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