Possible reasons that Bruce Rainnie would email me looking for a telephone number where he could call me:

1. Sally Pitt unavailable to pinch hit on Compass tonight and they need a last-minute fill-in host.
2. Decided to ditch the Five Minute Flurry sports segment in favour of a Open Source Orgy segment; wants me to produce.
3. Trouble getting along with brother Matthew; seeking advice from someone else who works with a brother.
4. CBC management thinking of changing the name of Compass to Cross-Canada Newscape; wants me to make it stop.
5. Needs someone to call the Leafs-Blackhawks game on Saturday night.

Actual reason the Bruce Rainnie emailed me looking for a telephone number where he could call me:

• Wireless networking issues with Vista and Windows XP.