Touch Up My Appearance?

I was on a conference call with a vendor today as was required to use a video-conference platform called Zoom to participate.

In the preferences for the app was a checkbox titled “Touch up my appearance”:

Zoom Touch Up My Appearance option checkbox

Here’s a before-and-after of me in regular everyday appearance and me “touched up” by the app:

Me before touch up by Zoom

Me after touch up by Zoom

I’ve never felt so haggard.