Spork + Paper Towel Dispenser Hack

The office paper towel dispenser has been broken for months, and we’ve been forced to use loose rolls of towels.

But today the last loose roll random out, leaving the only the paper towel in evidence the one locked in the broken machine behind a lock only opened with a proprietary key that I don’t have.

Wet hands. What to do?

It turns out that a standard-issue spork can unlock the machine.