Here are six things I learned at the barber this morning.
- It’s those damn seals that ate all the cod.
- Why hasn’t anyone blown up the Sea Shepherd yet?
- Pretty soon it will be the corporations running everything.
- A 1250 lb. cow only fetched only $180 yesterday.
- Sears has free parking; why would anyone shop downtown?
- There are no potatoes out in the ocean — what else are the seals supposed to eat?