Six Things I Learned at the Barber

Peter Rukavina

Here are six things I learned at the barber this morning.

  • It’s those damn seals that ate all the cod.
  • Why hasn’t anyone blown up the Sea Shepherd yet?
  • Pretty soon it will be the corporations running everything.
  • A 1250 lb. cow only fetched only $180 yesterday.
  • Sears has free parking; why would anyone shop downtown?
  • There are no potatoes out in the ocean — what else are the seals supposed to eat?
Musing

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Sears has free parking; why would anyone shop downtown?

Because my charming self works downtown and not at Sears. God, that was easy.. next question .

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