Prepared for Socially Distanced Halloween

We traditionally receive approximately two kids every Halloween, living in the city’s seedy underbelly as we do. But were prepared, with local treats, hand sanitizer, traffic cones and a complicated rig to reverse-project Charlie Brown & The Great Pumpkin out the front window.

Postscript: we did, indeed, get our assigned quota of two kids. Young L. dropped by early, with his well-consumed family along; we thought he might be it, but at the last moment a young witch dropped by.