Did you know that when advertisements on television say “pet stains” they actually mean “the stains from where your pets peed on the carpet”? I didn’t. I think I have a genetic mutation that makes me incapable of grasping common euphemisms. I thought “pet stains” were like when your dog knocks over a bottle of red wine or your cat tracks mud in from the garden.
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Could be Asperger’s. A
Could be Asperger’s. A tendency to interpret literally is one of the indicators.
And I wasn’t the one that
And I wasn’t the one that said that……. this time….
You know what the blue water
You know what the blue water is on commercials, right?
I think you are too hard on
I think you are too hard on yourself. There is a certain dignity in not getting euphemisms that you have no need of understanding. And everyone does this I am sure.
Once, when attending university in Halifax, I was walking around campus on a foggy day, hearing the same distant harbour sounds that I had heard on a zillion similar days - and then realized that my long-held private scientific certainty that sound must travel farther in the fog was simply utterly stupid.
Pet stains are not
Pet stains are not exclusively pee, it’s just not polite to rattle off all the fluids our lovable pets are capable of depositing.
I’m always shocked when laundry detergent commercials show me happy little toddlers rolling around in the grass and the soothing voice causally boasts effectiveness against blood stains. I think “child-based stains” is sufficient.
If you’ve ever had an
If you’ve ever had an adolescent dog, as yet unneutered, repeatedly bonking your favorite teddy bear on the living room carpet, you would soon realize that “pet stain” does cover a gamut.
Thank God for veterinarian’s magic. Rest in peace, Bonking Bear.
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