Note to Self, Re: Chocolate

Peter Rukavina

Self, please note that your aging body no longer has the capacity to effortlessly absorb a large-format Hershey Chocolate Bar with Almonds. Your head will twitter and your limbs shake. Please avoid this behaviour in future. Really.

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Submitted by Kevin on

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I swear there is an antidote. You just need to down a pot of green tea and eat the largest steak you can find over twenty ounces. Or, you could substitute with a medium chicken well done.

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