You may recall Oliver’s puffy eye from two years ago, a thrilling episode that is forever associated with London in Oliver’s mind. This morning I woke up with my own, albeit less severe, version thereof:
The eye has gradually been returning to normal over the morning. Perhaps some bizarre Valby tree pollen was the cause?
This is too strange. My daughter in Calgary has pink eye, my son on PEI is also afflicted, a blogger friend in England has it too and you, also far away are puffed up.
This is how the end of the world will actually come: not in a cataclysm of fire and light, but rather with everyone just getting puffy eyes, and then fading away.