Morty or Hooper?

The wise Matthew Scott (who, when he was my brother Steve’s roommate in the last century, I used to call either Morty or Hooper — I can’t recall which), checked in with a potent observation on selfsame Steve’s website. He says, in part:

Although I could watch “The Simpsons” for three and a half hours straight every afternoon, more often than not, I simply flicked from channel to channel, always convinced that there must be something better on one of those other three hundred stations.
I know this feeling all too intimately. Ahh, naive foolish hope.

Morty’s (or is it Hooper’s?) sister has a website of her own which, oddly enough, has a picture of selfsame Steve playing his guitar while dressed business casual.