Keep This Coupon

I can’t remember why this is in my pocket.

Keep this coupon for guaranteed immortality?”

Keep this coupon if you ever want to see you son again?”

Keep this coupon to claim your coat?”

I can never throw it away.


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Oliver B on April 26, 2016 - 16:36 Permalink

Your mistake was to throw away the coupon that said "Don't believe everything you read."