I moved to Canada in 2005 in order to more frequently go out to dinner with Laura. At the time she was my Canadian Girlfriend, which of course means imaginary girlfriend. We got married in 2006, at which point I became imaginary too.
I am also an American living in Canada (albeit for somewhat longer) who, for the longest time, lived around and about Hamilton (I remember the day that the new Hamilton Public Library was officially opened by Prince Philip).
I have also been blogging since 1999.
I believe this may mean that I too am imaginary.