I start with a list of the months, in a text file, months.txt:
JANUARY
FEBRUARY
MARCH
APRIL
MAY
JUNE
JULY
AUGUST
SEPTEMBER
OCTOBER
NOVEMBER
DECEMBER
Using my text editor–Sublime in my case, but you can use anything that supports find-and-replace with regular expressions, I replace:
(.)
with:
$1\n
In other words, I replace every letter with that letter followed by a carriage newline.
Which results in:
J
A
N
U
A
R
Y
F
E
B
R
U
A
R
Y
M
A
R
C
H
A
P
R
I
L
M
A
Y
J
U
N
E
J
U
L
Y
A
U
G
U
S
T
S
E
P
T
E
M
B
E
R
O
C
T
O
B
E
R
N
O
V
E
M
B
E
R
D
E
C
E
M
B
E
R
Finally I use some sort and uniq magic to product a frequency count:
# sort months.txt | uniq -c
11
7 A
5 B
3 C
1 D
11 E
1 F
1 G
1 H
1 I
3 J
2 L
5 M
3 N
3 O
2 P
9 R
2 S
3 T
6 U
1 V
4 Y
I’m now set to set type, knowing I need a font with at least 11 Es, 9 Rs, and so on.
And here’s the result:
Driven to a rectangle (where, as it turns out, the real shortages–of space material–emerged):
And a proof pulled:
Comments
Very effective inventory prep
Very effective inventory prep. Regarding the font, the 'J' is quite narrow and positioned near the 'U' makes the latter look very wide/fat.
It would surprise me if there has not been a typesetter somewhere, finding themselves short of spacers, thought of attempting the start of a movement to revise spellings of May, June and July, possibly April, to bring more word-length consistency. Apriling (two l's?), Maymish, Junery, Julyful.
This is the second thought I had in this vein recently. A few months ago I posited to myself and Twitter that they should be Pumpkins and Squashkins. This might be a more gainful movement than editing the months.
I am perplexed by the J in
I am perplexed by the J in this typeface (which seems like Helvetica otherwise): it’s a weird outlier.
A solution: write the names
A solution: write the names of the months in Italian
May becomes Maggio, June, Giugno, July, Luglio.
Thus, more letters.
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