I love this paragraph (which came from here):

I know I’m a dork, but at least I have the energy to be diverse. Other dorks geek out about one particular thing — you know, medieval war re-enactments, Heavy Metal Magazine, the band Rush – but I am more of a dilettante, slightly dorking out over 20 things or so. I spray a fine sheen of nerd over my interests, which gives me the appearance of being curiously well-rounded, rather than vaguely creepy. I also have a moderately well-sharpened fashion sense, and can put most strangers at ease with a well-placed bon mot.