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Whatever happened to “Covers the Island Like the Dew?”

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Kevin on July 10, 2006 - 11:13 Permalink

Huh? Whazza problem? That $100.00 and $50.00 make it ring don’t it? Cha-ching! “Dew”, phooie!, we love having our Island ruled by absentees, it’s part of our heritage isn’t it? (Only absentees could do this, an Islander —even uninspired— would stumble on something with a ‘ring’ to it.)