1985

It has been twenty years since 1985. During that year, I:

  • Bought my first PC.
  • Borrowed a carbon monoxide tester from the Ontario Ministry of Environment.
  • Graduated from high school.
  • Went on my first real date.
  • Turned 19 years old.
  • Decided not to become an aerospace engineer.
  • Decided to go to Trent University.
  • Worked the summer at the Royal Ontario Museum and for John Traill at Athenians.
  • Took a course in beginner’s Greek at the University of Toronto.
  • Ate lunch almost every summer day at Bogey’s Sandwich Shop on Bloor St.
  • Ate a lot of ice cream from Greg’s, next door to Bogey’s.
  • Could ride the TTC for 35 cents with my student card.
  • Had a two-month long argument with my dad.
  • Moved out of my parents house and went to Trent University.
  • Made my first radio programme.
  • Was published in a newspaper for the first time (a review of Ernie’s Barber Shop in Arthur)
  • Met my friends Lisa Howard, John Muir, Stephen Badhwar and Patrick Gracey, all of whom I’m in touch with to this day (I’d already known my friend Oliver — wee’s namesake — for a year).
  • Took a reading course from newly-minted professor Stephen Regoczei in “Natural Language Understanding by Computers.” I don’t believe we actually talked about that at all. Stephen is still a good friend.
  • Watched a lot of Hill Street Blues on television.
  • Still hadn’t ever taken a drink or kissed a girl (although Nancy Robinson did hug me during a thunder storm, but that was in 1975).

In the intervening twenty years, I’ve had half a dozen ill-fated relationships and one very good one (it’s still going strong).

Among other things, I’ve worked in a motorhome factory as a computer operator, as a au pair in El Paso, in a Minute Maid orange juice factory as a data entry clerk, and in a daily newspaper composing room. I’ve written hundreds of thousands of lines of computer code, and designed hundreds of posters and brochures.

I acquired and then gave up a beautiful, spirited lab-spaniel cross named Penny. I’ve traveled to every Canadian province and to South Korea, Germany, the Czech Republic, Japan, Thailand, Spain, England, Slovenia, Croatia, Italy and, innumerable times, the USA. I lived in Ontario, Quebec, Texas and finally here in Prince Edward Island.

One friend was murdered, two overdosed on heroin. All four of my grandparents died.

I was interogated once by the police, committed one act of civil disobedience, and sat in on one cabinet meeting.

I was stopped by the police for illegally kissing Catherine in a car on the side of the highway.

I began eating yogurt and sushi.

And had a son.

In twenty years I’ll be on the cusp of 60.

Improving Amazon Recommendations

I’ve noticed recently, after a spate of buying books from Amazon.ca, that their customized “Recommendations” page for me is getting better and better. Which got me thinking: to help recommend, they can use their knowledge of what books I’ve bought from them, and what books I search for, but what about books I already own that I didn’t buy from them? It turns out that you can “Rate Items You Own” on your “Recommendations” page and do exactly this.

By the way, if you have a secret burning desire to shower me with gifts, you can now use my Amazon.ca Wish List as a guide. Yes, this is a shameless ploy. I’ve got the flu; humour me.

Avoid Scotties with Lotion

We have consumed much facial tissue here on Prince St. this week, and have had a chance to experience it in its many brands and varieties. Although the ‘Scotties with Lotion’ are a nice tissue once you get them up to the nose, I recommend avoiding this brand as their “box exit” performance is sub-par: when you pull one out, you’re just as likely to get three or four or five. This has happened across multiple boxes. As an alternative, I recommend the ‘Puffs with Lotion.’

Of course both are evil in the eyes of Greenpeace.

Contagious Respiratory Illnesses for $800, Alex

The general consensus is that Catherine, Oliver and I are 3/4 of the way through “the flu.” And a strain thereof that wasn’t covered by the “flu shot” we all got back in the fall. We’ve had pretty well every symptom one can experience in the head/chest region — stuffy nose, cough, headache, sneezing, sore throat — along with a general feeling of malaise. We’re gradually hacking our way back to health — Oliver went to school this week after a full week off.

Other than watching enough television that I’ve started to lose my taste for the medium, I’ve learned a lot about the human body this week. Although sickness is hell, and not to be wished upon anyone, it does afford an opportunity to slow down and realize ones fragility.

Here are the “big three” takes on the flu:

See you on the other side.

Not Dead

Contrary to the fears of my friend Ann, I have not died. I caught the aforementioned sickness from Catherine and Oliver and we have spent the balance of the week in tissue-drenched low-level misery. We’ve still got runny noses and foggy heads, but the worst seems to be over. Kudos to the staff at Friendly Pharmacy in Charlottetown for their help in making it through.

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