Our friends at Aliant [warning: crazy and confusing website] describe the Motorola V60c, in part, like this:
The 60c opens to show a large keypad, electro luminescent display and superior ear-to-mouth ratio.
Emphasis is mine.
Setting aside the question “what exactly does that mean?”, it occurs to me that the same description might be used to describe the qualities of a good lover.
Which is only appropriate, I suppose, as phones are sold more like sex than technology these days.