Shawarma as Phallus

At the risk of offending my gentle-minded readers, I will relate an observation that I just had here at the [newly WiFi-equipped] Cedar’s Restaurant: it’s very difficult to eat a chicken shawarma without, at some point in the exercise, appearing to be holding a penis in your hand (either your own, or anothers’, as your preferences dictate).

They do make an amazing chicken shawarma here, by the way, which in almost every other way is totally un-penis-like.

Now please return to your regular pious lives.


Ken's picture
Ken on April 22, 2004 - 21:47 Permalink

They roll them tight, just dip it in some Hummus and take it to the next level. What dish as Vagina?

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Oliver B on April 23, 2004 - 00:16 Permalink

If you’ve compared every aspect, Peter, you have a stronger stomach than I.