Six Things I Learned at the Barber

Here are six things I learned at the barber this morning.

  • It’s those damn seals that ate all the cod.
  • Why hasn’t anyone blown up the Sea Shepherd yet?
  • Pretty soon it will be the corporations running everything.
  • A 1250 lb. cow only fetched only $180 yesterday.
  • Sears has free parking; why would anyone shop downtown?
  • There are no potatoes out in the ocean — what else are the seals supposed to eat?

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Mandy's picture
Mandy on April 14, 2005 - 11:47

Sears has free parking; why would anyone shop downtown?

Because my charming self works downtown and not at Sears. God, that was easy.. next question .

Jason's picture
Jason on April 14, 2005 - 23:46

Nice to keep one’s ear close to the ground to hear what the chattering classes are saying…

* It

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