The Reinvented Reinvented Store

A little-explored branch of the Reinvented universe is the Reinvented Online Store. Fabulously unsuccessful (we have sold a grand total of nothing in three years!), I nonetheless continue to hold on to the notion that, someday, someone will buy something.

To spur this on, I’ve redesigned all of the products this evening. They now sport the bold headline i am reinvented, with the Reinvented logo riding underneath.

Perfect giftware for friends and family in a rut — “Dear Sis, I know you’ve been feeling down lately, so here’s a lovely lunchbox to cheer you up. Reinvented yourself! Love Bobby.”