Oliver's Big Invention

I know this will make me unpopular with the Lance Armstrong set, but this whole “wristbands for X” thing is getting out of hand. In the last week I’ve seen white (poverty), pink (cancer) and yellow (strength?). And on Thursday they gave me a red one for donating plasma.

I told Oliver I wasn’t going to wear my wristband. His suggestion: use it as a key holder. Brilliant: works great, and makes it really easy to grab keys out of my pocket.