The Old Switcheroo

Bill Graham
“Bill Graham”
James Cromwell
James Cromwell
Ed Broadbent
Ed Broadbent
John MacCallum
“John MacCallum”
With the world’s attention diverted to the situation in Iraq, I fear a much more serious situation has developed in our nation’s capital: a political switcheroo of untold proportions.

Careful photographic analysis has revealed that the Canadian Minister of Foreign Affairs we are told is “Bill Graham” is, in fact, noted actor James Cromwell, star of Hollywood movies like Babe: Pig in the City and Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron.

And that’s not all.

Rather than going to the trouble of finding a brand new cabinet minister, the Liberal party somehow convinced former New Democratic Party leader Ed Broadbent to go undercover in the roll of “John MacCallum,” the putative Minister of Defense.

The rationale for this subterfuge is unknown, and the jig has been almost universally ignored by the media.

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Justin's picture
Justin on March 25, 2003 - 02:51

I KNEW IT!!! His real name COULDN’T be Billy Graham… not THAT minister.

Rob Paterson's picture
Rob Paterson on March 25, 2003 - 13:27

Someone told me in Texas about 30 years ago that I looked like Robert Redford! Peter what do you think? He has aged too you know

Alan's picture
Alan on March 25, 2003 - 14:23

Arafat and Ringo Starr.

Johnny's picture
Johnny on March 25, 2003 - 20:10

Patrick Ewing and Dionne Warwick.

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