Mike's

I had planned to write a long and detailed review of the new Mike’s restaurant that was built on the site formerly occupied by the Towers Restaurant on University Avenue near the Charlottetown Mall.

But the food was so horrible, the service so abysmal, the decor so artificial, that I find myself unable to conjure words appropriately sallow enough.

Stay away from Mike’s and you will remain happy. Have a meal there and you will have cold, tasteless food served by ineffectual waiters in a faux Italian blandosphere.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you. I only wish somebody had warned me.