Chicken Flatbread Warning

Warning: you may think that McDonald’s new Chicken Flatbread sandwich looks good in the advertisements on television. It looks sort of like a crispy fastfood gyro, filled to the brum with tasty vegetables and suculent chicken.

You may think this.

But, alas, you are wrong.

The new Chicken Flatbread sandwich is a soggy morase of gack. It is not tasty. It is not crisp. It is nothing like a gyro. And, with 18 g of fat and 464 calories, it doesn’t appear to be particularly healthy.

I am so naive.

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Kevin's picture
Kevin on January 9, 2003 - 14:57

What, no pick of the soggy version?

Ken's picture
Ken on January 9, 2003 - 15:42

The TV commercial bugs me, I quote:
“Your coworkers will line up outside yur cubicle to get a look” I am glad I’m not a Chicken Flatbread fed cubicler.

Joey Brieno's picture
Joey Brieno on January 11, 2003 - 23:15

I think Kevin meant “pic” as in “picture”… where’s the pic Pete?

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