Avoid Scotties with Lotion

We have consumed much facial tissue here on Prince St. this week, and have had a chance to experience it in its many brands and varieties. Although the ‘Scotties with Lotion’ are a nice tissue once you get them up to the nose, I recommend avoiding this brand as their “box exit” performance is sub-par: when you pull one out, you’re just as likely to get three or four or five. This has happened across multiple boxes. As an alternative, I recommend the ‘Puffs with Lotion.’

Of course both are evil in the eyes of Greenpeace.

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Cyn's picture
Cyn on February 17, 2005 - 02:41

Who cares what Greenpeace thinks when you’ve got a bucket of snot bursting out of your head. Stay with the lotion Peter, and do your best to waste as many as possible on the pull-out. Sick is sick.

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Nils on February 17, 2005 - 05:10

Stay with the lotion Peter, and do your best to waste as many as possible on the pull-out.”

OK, am I the only one hearing a “chicka-wacka-waaa-waaa” soundtrack …?

jodi's picture
jodi on February 17, 2005 - 18:05

I have gone through a box of that same Scotties with Lotion this morning already — how frustrating it was! I recommend Kleenex with Lotion — very luxurious and on for $2.59/box at your nearest Lawtons drugs.

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